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DO IT YOURSELF BUNNY

4 Jul

When I moved in here the very first thing I complained about was the carpet. I hate the carpet. That color is so 1970. I told my human to get me a new one like a million times. But obviously she didn´t get it, that carpet is still there and I am sick of hopping on it. So, as the independent bunny I am, I will get rid off the reddish problem myself. Starting today!

Humans do widely open their mouth and scream when they are happy. I learned that from the TV. My human was so touched! She even cried when she saw what I have done to make this apartment a better place for us to feel comfy and cozy. You should have seen her face – priceless! Paws up…

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GHOST OF TOM JOAD

11 Mar

Friends, bunnylife is one exciting adventure I can tell! This morning, out of all sudden, Janita moved my cage. Well, what the bunnyhell?! The sleeping room really isn´t as fun as the living one is, totally unsatisfying. Then she, out of all sudden again, began to tidy up my with love messed up apartment and whoops she was all gone and forgot to move my cage back to where it belongs to. And THEN, in the middle of the night, she came back with visitors I´ve never seen before. She told me the unexpected visitors are called Ghost of Tom Joad but instead of one ghost there where FIVE of them. As if I ever wanted to have ghosts in here. And they had luggage. Once again, what the bunnyhell was going on here? I felt disturbed. Especially when everyone was standing around my cage doing these unnecessary awwws and owwws humans always do when they come by. One of them even touched me! I actually liked it but I didn´t say a meep. But, and here comes the very exciting part, these guys are famous! Yes yes, I learned that from youtube. They played at the club Janita is working at. Musicians with real guitars and cds and music videos and stuff. And now they are sleeping over here at MY PLACE because everyone who comes around wants to see ME. Even musicians! So, who´s the famous one here, duh!?

ME VEGGIES

19 Feb

Another proof of I´ve chosen my human very well. She knows how to treat me bunny! This is my daily veggie selection she always gets me when it´s time for her to go to bed. Awww!

CEDRIC IS ME

18 Feb

I survived the first week at my new place. To be true I really enjoyed it even though I was sleeping a lot. I get veggies and fresh hay twice every day and recovering from sensory overload takes much napping time. I fell asleep while eating, while discussing the carpet color and even while being asleep already. Life is good! I learned that my human is kinda experienced with being adopted by bunnies. I found pictures of other bunnies that were living here before I moved in. Maybe that´s the reason why Janita looked so sad when we first met. I made a note to myself to always cheer her up!

The following days we had plenty of visitors who destroyed my silence and opened my cage without even asking. Janita has to buy me a hideaway. I will need one especially on mondays when the kitchen is all crowded with people who cook my carrots and drink Janita´s red wine. I hate mondays!

I met our upstairs neighbor Caro who also is an adoptee. She told me she hopes I will make friends with her bunny Klopfer. We will see! If he is a relaxed guy with good manners I will give it a try. I also met Nadine who lives nearby and will be some kind of a doctor soon. I wonder if she´ll be a vet. Maybe I´ll get my own private doctor!? I feel so special. That monday I also met Eyleen again. She didn´t dare to touch me, she thought I´d bite. Muhaha, I would have! And when everyone was already cooking and talking about human things I finally met her again. The lovely Katrin! She was wrapped in a plushie hoodie colored the same way my fur is. And she touched me again. Awww, I´d never bite her. Maybe she will come around again next monday!? I love mondays!

Janita and I played “guess the name” for three days and I began to feel sorry for her. She had no clue at all. So I told her my name is Cedric and before I could add a Sir she has added a Prince. Humans…

AT THE PETSTORE

18 Feb

In this cute town I was born we have a little petstore which is located in the middle of a coffeeshop avenue. Nice place! We petshop bunnies could sit behind a window and gossip the people passing by. Honestly, some humans don´t have a sense for style at all! First we were a bunch of seven but every now and then strangers came in and one after another of my buddies disappeared with them. Two weeks later everyone but an annoying guinea pig was gone. And we all know guinea pigs are the worst when it comes to communication. Not to mention the manners. I was even bitten badly when I tried to protect my carrots!

Anyways, it was raining since days and nothing really happend. Sometimes a skinny girl was flirting with me. She called me cool! I liked her much more than all these other people who stepped in and out again by talking nonsense about my age and color. Even the storekeeper madmouthed me on the phone when someone called me. He didn´t even let me talk to her. I mean, this call was obviously mine!

The next morning, a rainy friday, two girls came by. A strange couple indeed. One depressed looking and one all smiley and excited. Not only were they starring at me for hours while I tried to nap which is like impossible when you are monitored like this, they even came inside and talked about me to the storekeeper. The girl with the green coat squeezed all toys at once. The guinea pig fainted. Sad girl came closer and destroyed all my napping plans by touching me. What a bad friday morning! The storekeeper once again talked about me as a leftover because the other bunnies had their ears haning down and looked more babylike. And while everyone before were always agreeing on this she and noisy girl, out of all sudden, called me cute. And plushie. And pirate colored. And cool. And other things I never heard about. Like racoon and dustbunny. Sad girl even smiled! Then I saw this damn stylo carrying cage which was stuffed with purple blankets, hay and carrots. No guinea pig inside! I had to have it.

Then everything happened pretty quickly. I put my paws on her hand, made eye contact and hypnotized her. The storekeeper finally did a good job and gave me that pretty cage. Maybe there would be more comfy and good smelling things like this where the transport cage came from. I waved guinea guy goodbye. May all his wishes never come true. Someone closed the cage and I fell asleep at once by being carried around hearing the sound of pouring rain. Maybe this friday wasn´t as bad as I thought.

A scary bell woke me up and my cage was opened. I found myself inside a smelly copyshop surrounded by awwwing and owwwwing people. There was noisy girl again who´s name could be Eyleen but I wasn´t sure yet. And there was the girl I hypnotized to get the blanket. And there was someone else touching my back. I tried to catch a glimpse and turned my head around. There she was again! Skinny girl who called me cool weeks ago when no one else did. And she seemed to be friends with the others. Her nails where polished purple and totally matching my fur. And my blanket. And my new human who was sporting a lovely purple coat. The only one not matching the crew was Eyleen. Well, nobody´s perfect! I learned that skinny girl´s name is Katrin and my human is called Janita. I decided not to mention my name until I have seen my new place and the fridge.

Janita closed my cage again and I waved Katrin goodbye. When we were on our way again I realized that I forgot to ask for her number. I made a wish to see her again someday. I made a wild guess Eyleen must have left because I heard nothing but rain and the sound of cars. A little while later I heard keys, a door and footsteps on stairs. The next time my new box was opened I was in a state of sensory overload. Colorful things everywhere. So much to discover. And while I tried to bite myself just to make sure I am not napping Janita took me off the box and on a sightseeing tour through my new apartment. Not bad, really not bad at all. I made a note to myself we have to talk about the carpet color once we know each other a little longer. We were sitting at the sofa for hours and ate carrots together. She kept guessing my name and was all wrong but not giving up. Humans are so easily tinkered with something. She came up with all kind of japanese names. Epic fail!

Later that night she had to work at a bar and I finally moved into the deluxe sized bunnycage I noticed earlier. Janita left for a few hours and I enjoyed a huge bowl of different salads and fuji apples. I placed my lovely self at a pink pillow and fell asleep right away. What an amazing friday!

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